If_____Wins The 500

[Gilliland38]

Fill in the blanks.

If________Wins the Daytona 500 i will __________

If Gilliland Wins the Daytona 500 i will scream like a chick in a horror movie.

[MarkMartinFan]

If Mark Martin wins the Daytona 500, I will run up and down the street in my boxers using my Mark Martin flag as a cape.

I've actually said multiple times to my family and friends that I would do this in the campground at any racetrack I was at if I ever got to see Mark win a race in person. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet. And now I'll have to buy a #55 flag to use in case it does in the next couple of years. Or else figure out a way to add an extra 5 to my #5 flag.

[Kerry]

If Matt Kenseth win the Daytona 500, I will not make up some crazy story and just be really happy that day and make fun of Hendrick fans.

[88fanforlife]

if Danica Patrick wins the Daytona 500 I will question everything I though I knew about everything

[Alonso]

if JEFF GORDON wins the Daytona 500, I will cry like i did when i saw him win @pheonix this past year because i didnt watch the 2 previous races that he won so it was a long time

[SMOKE FAN14]

If Tony Stewart Wins the Daytona 500 i will by the race diecast and go to my local track and climb the fence in Tony Stewart Boxers

[gordonsmith]

If Jeff Gordon wins the Daytona 500 I will declare him the 2nd greatest restricter plate racer of all-time.

[Charlie Fibrosis]

If A.J. Allmendinger wins the Daytona 500, I will buy a 22 Pennzoil hat off of NASCAR.com and I will tape a 22 on my shirt and wear it all day at school (if the teacher says noI will tape it to my laptop and make my screensaver A.J. Allmendinger 22 all year long).

[RacingFan14]

If I win the Daytona 500 I will earn $1 million dollars.

[BA-ASIAN]

If Kasey Kahne wins the 500, I'll take my clothes off, dance naked and then post it on YouTube.

[a dirty platypus]

If Dale Jr wins the Daytona 500 I will listen to all of the other Jr fans brag about him being "the best Nascar driver of all time" and make a bad name for us Jr fans.

[TlathamXmahtalT]

If Kyle Busch wins the 500, I will get my self sopping wet and go into my neighbor's house and steal all of their stuff.

[Pat]

If Kyle Busch wins the Daytona 500, I will be happy.

[Dingerfan 22]

If JJ Yeley wins the Daytona 500, I will give everyone on these fourms $(JJ Yeley's number)

If Carl Edwards wins the Daytona 500, I will be happy.

If AJ Allmendinger wins the Daytona 500, I will scream like someone bit my ass and gave me $1 million.

[88fanforlife]

If Dale Jr wins the Daytona 500 I will listen to all of the other Jr fans brag about him being "the best Nascar driver of all time" and make a bad name for us Jr fans.

if Jr won i will be going ballistic for days

[BMM248]

If Trevor Bayne wins the Daytona 500 I will laugh uncontrollably for hours and rub the win into everyone's face who say he's a one hit wonder and he got lucky with his first win.

[JRFAN88]

If Junior wins the Daytona 500, I will say "About damn time" and listen to the haters say it was rigged.

If Kyle Busch wins the Daytona 500, I will rage.

If Joe Nemechek wins the Daytona 500, I will think "WTF."

[Alonso]

if steven Wallace wins the dayto... yeah that will NEVER happen

[Modmachine]

If anyone undeserving wins I will say "product of two tango racing"

[Pat]

If anyone undeserving wins I will say "product of two tango racing"

And then I would ask you if you think the same couldn't happen with pack racing.

[Modmachine]

And then I would ask you if you think the same couldn't happen with pack racing.

Would be more deserving than that way :P

[Dingerfan 22]

Would be more deserving than that way :P

Yeah, that's how Dale Jr got 1/2 of his wins!

[CEfanDP99]

Would be more deserving than that way :P

How? Two car tengo actually takes strategy and working together while pack racing you kind of just luck your way to the front.

[Hicoga]

Yah, if anything I say Two car tango takes more skill than pack racing. Much less exciting to watch but takes skill nonetheless.

[Jedi Joe]

If Trevor Bayne wins the Daytona 500 I will laugh uncontrollably for hours and rub the win into everyone's face who say he's a one hit wonder and he got lucky with his first win.

This.