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01-01-2012, 08:38 PM #1
If_____Wins The 500
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If________Wins the Daytona 500 i will __________
If Gilliland Wins the Daytona 500 i will scream like a chick in a horror movie.
01-01-2012, 08:55 PM #2
If Mark Martin wins the Daytona 500, I will run up and down the street in my boxers using my Mark Martin flag as a cape.
I've actually said multiple times to my family and friends that I would do this in the campground at any racetrack I was at if I ever got to see Mark win a race in person. Unfortunately, it hasn't happened yet. And now I'll have to buy a #55 flag to use in case it does in the next couple of years. Or else figure out a way to add an extra 5 to my #5 flag.
01-01-2012, 09:11 PM #3
If Matt Kenseth win the Daytona 500, I will not make up some crazy story and just be really happy that day and make fun of Hendrick fans.Matt Kenseth: Driver of the #20 Dollar General/Husky Tools and #18 Gamestop/Resers Toyota Camry!
01-01-2012, 09:14 PM #4
if Danica Patrick wins the Daytona 500 I will question everything I though I knew about everything
01-01-2012, 09:15 PM #5
if JEFF GORDON wins the Daytona 500, I will cry like i did when i saw him win @pheonix this past year because i didnt watch the 2 previous races that he won so it was a long timetwitter@AlonsoChocano
Jeff Gordon fan since 2002.
01-01-2012, 09:24 PM #6
If Tony Stewart Wins the Daytona 500 i will by the race diecast and go to my local track and climb the fence in Tony Stewart Boxers
01-01-2012, 09:28 PM #7
If Jeff Gordon wins the Daytona 500 I will declare him the 2nd greatest restricter plate racer of all-time.Cup: #24 #4 #55 #21 #5 #42
Trucks: #6 #54, #4
NFL: Dallas Cowboys NCAA: Kansas State Wildcats Twitter: @gordonsmith2424
"I don't care what people think. People are stupid."-Charles Barkley
01-01-2012, 09:29 PM #8
If A.J. Allmendinger wins the Daytona 500, I will buy a 22 Pennzoil hat off of NASCAR.com and I will tape a 22 on my shirt and wear it all day at school (if the teacher says noI will tape it to my laptop and make my screensaver A.J. Allmendinger 22 all year long).Dan Wheldon: 1978-2011, Dick Trickle 1941-2013, Jason Leffler 1975-2013
“To me, the real heroes are the people who do worthwhile things without the thought of monetary gain” – Benny Parsons
“I realized I better enjoy and appreciate and contribute as much as I can today because all of this could be gone tomorrow.” – Davey Allison
01-01-2012, 09:43 PM #9
If I win the Daytona 500 I will earn $1 million dollars.
01-01-2012, 09:56 PM #10
If Kasey Kahne wins the 500, I'll take my clothes off, dance naked and then post it on YouTube.
01-01-2012, 09:58 PM #11
If Dale Jr wins the Daytona 500 I will listen to all of the other Jr fans brag about him being "the best Nascar driver of all time" and make a bad name for us Jr fans.Driver of the #39 car in the NTRL
Owner and driver of the #88 car in the K&N Cup Series
"Shut up and race." - David Gilliland
01-01-2012, 09:58 PM #12
If Kyle Busch wins the 500, I will get my self sopping wet and go into my neighbor's house and steal all of their stuff.
01-01-2012, 09:59 PM #13
01-01-2012, 10:01 PM #14
If JJ Yeley wins the Daytona 500, I will give everyone on these fourms $(JJ Yeley's number)
If Carl Edwards wins the Daytona 500, I will be happy.
If AJ Allmendinger wins the Daytona 500, I will scream like someone bit my ass and gave me $1 million.
#47 ALLMENDINGER ~ #99 EDWARDS~ #44 YELEY~ #11 HAMLIN ~ #42 LARSON~ #40 CASSILL #LEFturn
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02-01-2012, 12:03 AM #17
If Junior wins the Daytona 500, I will say "About damn time" and listen to the haters say it was rigged.
If Kyle Busch wins the Daytona 500, I will rage.
If Joe Nemechek wins the Daytona 500, I will think "WTF."
02-01-2012, 12:19 AM #18
if steven Wallace wins the dayto... yeah that will NEVER happentwitter@AlonsoChocano
Jeff Gordon fan since 2002.
02-01-2012, 07:07 AM #19
If anyone undeserving wins I will say "product of two tango racing"
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